No One

The Snail was depressed yesterday, Valentines Day. He's 25 and never had a girlfriend. He was on Seroquel or Zyprexa for several years and slept most of his life away (12+ hours a day). It not only screwed up his chances of meeting girls but it caused him to have such a poor work record it's extremely difficult for him to find a job. He even tried to take some college courses but he could never get up in time for classes. Add to that the fact that he's overweight and he can't see a future for himself.

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