Ass World?

Ass World
Originally uploaded by ZenOptic

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the [insert name(s) here] are pussies. And [insert name here] is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Team America: World Police

Have you, or those you know, ever been the target of, or have ever used racial, cultural, or some such other targeted slurs? Of course, there are slurs for everyone or anything imaginable; somewhere, sometime, someone is going to piss us off enough to make us say, or shout, something. I'm just writing about one subset of targeted slurs, one defined in the above quote.

This "crazy, crazy world" has enough problems without all the unrest and violence stirred up by poorly aimed declarations of anger and frustration. Why yell something that usually rolls off the backs of most people that get on our very last nerve? When we shoot poorly-aimed slurs people get hit we never intended to hit and the people we do want to hit just get mad whout knowing the real reason why we yelled at them.

I look to Team America for the answer. Let's drop the slurs that offend the innocent and call ducks, ducks, or, based on Team America's defintion, assholes, assholes.