Universal Truths

I've learned a few things working fly-thru at the Fast-n-Eat:

People are generally stupid:

"Welcome to Fast-n-Eat, can we make you a Super Speedy Burger today?" "No thanks. I need a Super Speedy Burger and a mega fries." "Will that be all?" "Yes." "Your total is 18 credits, please pull forward to the window." "I'm not done." "Yes?" "I need 6 Whatta Bites and a Rapid Roaster." "Anything to drink with that?" "No." "Your total is 47 credits, please pull forward." "I'm not done." "Yes?" "2 large cokes and a veralla shake." "You'll have to add that on at the window, please pull forward."

People usually add rudeness to their stupidity:

"Welcome to Fast-n-Eat, can we make you a Super Speedy Burger today?" "No." Silence. "What can I get you today?" "A Wacky Sack." Long silence. "Will there be anything else?" Annoyed, "Just a minute." Longer silence. "A coke." "What size, please?" Agonizingly long silence. "What size?" More annoyed, "Small."Anything else?" Nastily, "A Pinter Pie." More silence. "Can I get you anything else." Angry, "No." "Your total is 25 credits, please pull forward." Bordering on irate, "You don't have to be so rude, I'm not done yet." "You'll have to add on anything else at the window, please pull forward."